Fish People: Coming soon to an underwater cave near you!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/09/26/mekong.species/index.html

According to the article above, over 160 new species have been found in Southeast Asia.  Among these new friends are 20+ new types of fish, yes, fish, and a bird-eating frog.  Let this article be a testament to just how closed-minded Me! has been about the evolutionary possibility of Fish People.

Take that, Me!. Take that.

Work weak

Seriously, I have 15 posts. A. has 3. Three! And I'm slacking off? Pu-leeze.

Quick roundup of the past week or so:

1. Today (Monday) - A. kicked me. Twice. She teased my hair until it stood on end. Then asked me if I was going to cry when I complained. Realized there really is no way to stop A. Cried a little inside.
2. Yesterday (Sunday) - Day of rest, thank God! Used a lot of liniment in preparation for the upcoming work week.
3. Saturday - A. at wedding. I heard a rumor she did the "Beat It" dance at the reception.
4. Friday - Poked me. Pinched me. Told me she loved me.
5. Thursday - Scared the shit out of me.
6. Wednesday - Sat on my lap. My knee hasn't been the same since.
7. Tuesday - Sang "It's a Small World." Loudly. For an hour. And a half.

Not sure why I need to post daily when a weekly round-up could do the trick. Besides, nothing A. has done recently has especially stood out.

And, as A. has pointed out to me on numerous occasions, the elderly bruise easily. So it really is amazing I can garner the strength to post at all. What's your excuse, A.?

This just in...

As Me! suspected, it wasn't too long before I was gone-zo as well.  I wonder if Me! ever truly thought she could get rid of me so easily - if she's going, she's taking me with her! 

Just to clear the air on some vital points: Me! is not the victim she has painted herself to be.  In fact, in many ways, I'd say that I am the victim. Yes, you read that correctly.  I've sat idly by, reading all the fabrications she's posted in the past, and frankly, I've had enough.  

Ok, perhaps I'm exaggerating, and perhaps I'm not really a victim at all, and perhaps I torment Me! just a bit. But, I will say this, Me! brings a lot upon herself.  Furthermore, I will not be such a dormant member/contributor to this blog in the future; Me! won't be able to cast out her accusations unopposed any longer. Are you reading, Me!? Bring the ruckus.

Let's just clear the air, shall we?

Me! has graciously issued a number of posts and I only have but one so far. Granted, my post was extremely pertinent to the topic(s) at hand, and it served as a great cursory introduction to my overall stance on things, but I find it insufficient concerning the blog in its entirety. And, please do forgive me for my infrequent posts up until now. Many of my actions require a certain element of surprise and suspence; so, you see, I can't very well post what I'm about to do and risk the likely event that Me! will see beforehand and have time to either thwart my efforts, plan a counter-strike, or both.

I echo Me!'s sentiments. She is one of my most favorite people in the whole entire world, too, which is probably why I focus such a large percentage of my efforts on tormenting her. But, in all seriousness and sincerity, I admire Me! very much and consider her to be a great friend. That being said, it's only right that I harass her as much as I do, right??? Sure, she's nearly 20 years my senior, but age truly does know no boundaries. Even though she roamed the Earth right around the time the dinosaurs did, I love her just the same as I would someone of my own time.

I'd go into greater detail defending my alleged actions displayed on previous posts, but I prefer to remain on the offense. However, I will say this: though Me! plays the victim quite well, she brings much of my antics upon herself. And, consider yourself forewarned, Me!: poking fun and criticizing my recent bout with your stapler? Not a wise choice, my friend, not wise, indeed!