Let's just clear the air, shall we?

Me! has graciously issued a number of posts and I only have but one so far. Granted, my post was extremely pertinent to the topic(s) at hand, and it served as a great cursory introduction to my overall stance on things, but I find it insufficient concerning the blog in its entirety. And, please do forgive me for my infrequent posts up until now. Many of my actions require a certain element of surprise and suspence; so, you see, I can't very well post what I'm about to do and risk the likely event that Me! will see beforehand and have time to either thwart my efforts, plan a counter-strike, or both.

I echo Me!'s sentiments. She is one of my most favorite people in the whole entire world, too, which is probably why I focus such a large percentage of my efforts on tormenting her. But, in all seriousness and sincerity, I admire Me! very much and consider her to be a great friend. That being said, it's only right that I harass her as much as I do, right??? Sure, she's nearly 20 years my senior, but age truly does know no boundaries. Even though she roamed the Earth right around the time the dinosaurs did, I love her just the same as I would someone of my own time.

I'd go into greater detail defending my alleged actions displayed on previous posts, but I prefer to remain on the offense. However, I will say this: though Me! plays the victim quite well, she brings much of my antics upon herself. And, consider yourself forewarned, Me!: poking fun and criticizing my recent bout with your stapler? Not a wise choice, my friend, not wise, indeed!